My favorite things, a new and hotter version, also illustrated

Honey on my honey and berries on dreamers;
Deep purple kisses on warm, sexy smittens;
Perky penises tied up with strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Chocolate covered nipples and tasty bottoms;
Silent people with no bottoms;
Wild men that fly to the moon;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in horny dresses with the devil in their eyes;
Snowflakes on your body that I remove with my tongue;
Cubes with ice that melt in your mouth;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.